Jeanne is een schrijfster, is getrouwd en heeft twee kinderen. Ze ziet veranderingen die haar niet bevallen; haar lichaam lijkt te veranderen, maar er is niemand die het ziet. Volgens haar gezin ligt het aan het feit dat ze te gestrest is, omdat ze denkt dat ze haar volgende boek niet op tijd afkrijgt. Toch is Jeanne ervan overtuigd dat er iets aan de hand is.
Nee, helaas is Ne te retourne pas nog niet beschikbaar op Netflix in Nederland.
| Directing | Marina de Van | Director |
| Writing | Marina de Van | Screenplay |
| Writing | Jacques Akchoti | Screenplay |
| Writing | Marina de Van | Idea |
| Production | Patrick Sobelman | Producer |
| Production | Conchita Airoldi | Producer |
| Production | Sébastien Delloye | Producer |
| Production | Dino Di Dionisio | Producer |
| Production | Diana Elbaum | Producer |
| Production | Jani Thiltges | Producer |
| Sound | Luc Rollinger | Original Music Composer |
| Camera | Dominique Colin | Director of Photography |
| Editing | Mike Fromentin | Editor |
| Production | Brigitte Moidon | Casting |
| Production | Katja Wolf | Casting |
| Art | Véronique Sacrez | Production Design |
| Editing | Jean-Luc Simon | Assistant Editor |
| Art | Thierry Van Cappellen | Set Decoration |
| Art | Nathalie Wartel | Set Decoration |
| Costume & Make-Up | Magdalena Labuz | Costume Design |
| Crew | Pierre Huot | Post Production Supervisor |
| Directing | Valérie Tristan | Second Assistant Director |
| Directing | Tanguy Boulanger | Third Assistant Director |
| Directing | Karen Waks | Script Supervisor |
| Sound | Amélie de Chassey | Music Supervisor |
| Sound | Delphine Mathieu | Music Supervisor |
| Camera | Jessica Theis | Still Photographer |
| Camera | Jo Vermaercke | Steadicam Operator |
| Camera | Jean-François Roqueplo | Key Grip |
| Camera | Etienne Saldés | Grip |
| Camera | Thierry Ramanana | Grip |
| Camera | Pascal Charlier | Grip |
| Lighting | Olivier Berquet | Gaffer |
| Visual Effects | Stefan Rycken | Visual Effects Supervisor |
| Visual Effects | Pascal Giraud | Visual Effects Producer |
| Visual Effects | Michel Denis | Visual Effects Producer |
| Sound | Michel Schillings | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Sound | Carlo Thoss | Sound |
| Sound | Carlo Thoss | Production Sound Mixer |
| Sound | Yves Renard | Foley Mixer |
| Sound | Thomas Gauder | Sound |
| Sound | Thomas Gauder | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Sound | Marc Bastien | Sound |
| Sound | Marc Bastien | Sound Editor |
| Sound | Stéphane Morelle | Boom Operator |
| Sound | François Dumont | Dialogue Editor |
| Directing | Jérôme Brière | First Assistant Director |
| Visual Effects | Marie Celaya | Animation Director |
| Visual Effects | Julien Aubard | Animation |
| Visual Effects | Cyril Cassaigne | Animation |
| Visual Effects | Nicolas Cazaux | Animation |
| Visual Effects | Anne Chatelain | Animation |
| Visual Effects | Harold Courchay | Animation |
| Visual Effects | Maxime Devanlay | Animation |
| Visual Effects | Nicolas Galvani | Animation |
| Visual Effects | Alexandre Henri | Animation |
| Visual Effects | Vincent Lemaire | Animation |
| Visual Effects | Michael Nauzin | Animation |
| Visual Effects | Giusi Marrone | Animation |
| Visual Effects | Cyrille Martin | Animation |
| Visual Effects | Gregory Mougne | Animation |
| Visual Effects | Alexandre Sauthier | Animation |
| Visual Effects | Neïla Terrien | Animation |
| Visual Effects | Aurelien Greenen | Animation |
