Jeanne is een schrijfster, is getrouwd en heeft twee kinderen. Ze ziet veranderingen die haar niet bevallen; haar lichaam lijkt te veranderen, maar er is niemand die het ziet. Volgens haar gezin ligt het aan het feit dat ze te gestrest is, omdat ze denkt dat ze haar volgende boek niet op tijd afkrijgt. Toch is Jeanne ervan overtuigd dat er iets aan de hand is.
Nee, helaas is Ne te retourne pas nog niet beschikbaar op Netflix in Nederland.
| Production | Jani Thiltges | Producer |
| Art | Véronique Sacrez | Production Design |
| Directing | Marina de Van | Director |
| Camera | Dominique Colin | Director of Photography |
| Production | Katja Wolf | Casting |
| Writing | Jacques Akchoti | Screenplay |
| Production | Patrick Sobelman | Producer |
| Production | Sébastien Delloye | Producer |
| Writing | Marina de Van | Idea |
| Editing | Mike Fromentin | Editor |
| Production | Brigitte Moidon | Casting |
| Production | Conchita Airoldi | Producer |
| Production | Dino Di Dionisio | Producer |
| Production | Diana Elbaum | Producer |
| Writing | Marina de Van | Screenplay |
| Sound | Luc Rollinger | Original Music Composer |
| Editing | Jean-Luc Simon | Assistant Editor |
| Art | Thierry Van Cappellen | Set Decoration |
| Art | Nathalie Wartel | Set Decoration |
| Costume & Make-Up | Magdalena Labuz | Costume Design |
| Crew | Pierre Huot | Post Production Supervisor |
| Directing | Jérôme Brièr | First Assistant Director |
| Directing | Valérie Tristan | Second Assistant Director |
| Directing | Tanguy Boulanger | Third Assistant Director |
| Directing | Karen Waks | Script Supervisor |
| Sound | Amélie de Chassey | Music Supervisor |
| Sound | Delphine Mathieu | Music Supervisor |
| Camera | Jessica Theis | Still Photographer |
| Camera | Jo Vermaercke | Steadicam Operator |
| Camera | Jean-François Roqueplo | Key Grip |
| Camera | Etienne Saldés | Grip |
| Camera | Thierry Ramanana | Grip |
| Camera | Pascal Charlier | Grip |
| Lighting | Olivier Berquet | Gaffer |
| Visual Effects | Stefan Rycken | Visual Effects Supervisor |
| Visual Effects | Pascal Giraud | Visual Effects Producer |
| Visual Effects | Michel Denis | Visual Effects Producer |
| Sound | Michel Schillings | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Sound | Carlo Thoss | Sound |
| Sound | Carlo Thoss | Production Sound Mixer |
| Sound | Yves Renard | Foley Mixer |
| Sound | Thomas Gauder | Sound |
| Sound | Thomas Gauder | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Sound | Marc Bastien | Sound |
| Sound | Marc Bastien | Sound Editor |
| Sound | Stéphane Morelle | Boom Operator |
| Sound | François Dumont | Dialogue Editor |
