Félix heeft, verkleed als Kerstman, folders uitgedeeld waarin een sexy Kerstfeest wordt aangeprezen. Als hij terugkeert naar zijn caravan treft hij daar zijn vriendin Zézette aan die op het punt staat hem te verlaten. De stoppen slaan door bij Félix. Zézette slaat op de vlucht en zoekt hulp bij "SOS Distress" dat op dat moment gerund wordt door twee neuroten, Thérèse and Pierre.
Nee, helaas is Le père Noël est une ordure nog niet beschikbaar op Netflix in Nederland.
| Directing | Jean-Marie Poiré | Director |
| Writing | Marie-Anne Chazel | Writer |
| Writing | Christian Clavier | Writer |
| Writing | Josiane Balasko | Writer |
| Writing | Gérard Jugnot | Writer |
| Writing | Thierry Lhermitte | Writer |
| Writing | Bruno Moynot | Writer |
| Writing | Jean-Marie Poiré | Writer |
| Art | Jacques Preisach | Props |
| Production | Simone Escoffier | Production Secretary |
| Editing | Aude Blanchard | Assistant Editor |
| Sound | Vladimir Cosma | Original Music Composer |
| Sound | Isabelle Lorente | Assistant Sound Editor |
| Production | Alain Guyard | Location Manager |
| Sound | Guy Marchand | Music |
| Camera | Dominique Gentil | First Assistant Camera |
| Production | Michel Badinter | Trainee Production Coordinator |
| Production | Jean Pieuchot | Production Director |
| Camera | Jean-Pierre Fizet | Set Photographer |
| Art | André Loisif | Key Carpenter |
| Lighting | Guy Savidan | Electrician |
| Directing | Robin Katz | First Assistant Director |
| Costume & Make-Up | Paul Le Marinel | Makeup Department Head |
| Crew | Isabelle Savini | Assistant Script |
| Art | Marc Frédérix | Head Decorator |
| Sound | Gilbert Crozet | Sound Post Production Coordinator |
| Crew | Jean Colin | Propmaker |
| Lighting | Gilles Lienard | Electrician |
| Art | Claude Suné | Decorator |
| Crew | Claude Le Gac | Editorial Staff |
| Crew | Dominique Segall | Editorial Staff |
| Production | Yvon Crenn | General Manager |
| Costume & Make-Up | Anne-Marie Dréan | Dresser |
| Camera | Muriel Edelstein | Second Assistant Camera |
| Costume & Make-Up | Catherine Crassac | Hair Department Head |
| Lighting | Pierre Abraham | Gaffer |
| Lighting | Michel Gonckel | Electrician |
| Directing | Sylvette Baudrot | Script Supervisor |
| Production | Yves Rousset-Rouard | Producer |
| Camera | Robert Alazraki | Director of Photography |
| Editing | Catherine Kelber | Editor |
| Art | Willy Holt | Production Design |
| Production | Jacques Frederix | Assistant Unit Manager |
| Directing | Ann Zagradsky | Assistant Director Trainee |
| Camera | René Lhomme | Grip |
| Costume & Make-Up | Cécile Magnan | Costume Design |
| Sound | Annick Rousset-Rouard | Sound Editor |
| Crew | Patrick Cauderlier | Stunts |
| Camera | Claude Sichère | Key Grip |
| Production | Alain Depardieu | Production Manager |
| Sound | Gérard Manneveau | Foley Artist |
| Art | Michel Ferry | Assistant Property Master |
| Production | Christian Ferry | Executive Producer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Jean-Luc Russier | Makeup Artist |
| Camera | Jean-Paul Meurisse | Camera Operator |
| Editing | Jean Goudier | Assistant Editor |
| Crew | André Pierdel | Special Effects |
| Directing | Catherine Dailleux | Assistant Director Trainee |
| Sound | Denis Carquin | Sound Assistant |
| Sound | Daniel Couteau | Foley Artist |
| Directing | Yann Gilbert | Second Assistant Director |
| Sound | Pierre Lenoir | Sound |
| Camera | Jean Guérif | Grip |
| Production | Gérald Molto | Administration |
