Félix heeft, verkleed als Kerstman, folders uitgedeeld waarin een sexy Kerstfeest wordt aangeprezen. Als hij terugkeert naar zijn caravan treft hij daar zijn vriendin Zézette aan die op het punt staat hem te verlaten. De stoppen slaan door bij Félix. Zézette slaat op de vlucht en zoekt hulp bij "SOS Distress" dat op dat moment gerund wordt door twee neuroten, Thérèse and Pierre.
Nee, helaas is Le père Noël est une ordure nog niet beschikbaar op Netflix in Nederland.
| Directing | Jean-Marie Poiré | Director |
| Writing | Gérard Jugnot | Writer |
| Writing | Marie-Anne Chazel | Writer |
| Writing | Jean-Marie Poiré | Writer |
| Writing | Thierry Lhermitte | Writer |
| Writing | Josiane Balasko | Writer |
| Writing | Christian Clavier | Writer |
| Writing | Bruno Moynot | Writer |
| Camera | Robert Alazraki | Director of Photography |
| Editing | Catherine Kelber | Editor |
| Production | Yves Rousset-Rouard | Producer |
| Camera | Jean Guérif | Grip |
| Directing | Ann Zagradsky | Assistant Director Trainee |
| Sound | Annick Rousset-Rouard | Sound Editor |
| Crew | Patrick Cauderlier | Stunts |
| Editing | Jean Goudier | Assistant Editor |
| Art | Willy Holt | Production Design |
| Sound | Gérard Manneveau | Foley Artist |
| Production | Christian Ferry | Executive Producer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Cécile Magnan | Costume Design |
| Costume & Make-Up | Jean-Luc Russier | Makeup Artist |
| Directing | Catherine Dailleux | Assistant Director Trainee |
| Crew | André Pierdel | Special Effects |
| Camera | René Lhomme | Grip |
| Sound | Denis Carquin | Sound Assistant |
| Camera | Jean-Paul Meurisse | Camera Operator |
| Camera | Claude Sichère | Key Grip |
| Production | Jacques Frederix | Assistant Unit Manager |
| Production | Alain Depardieu | Production Manager |
| Directing | Yann Gilbert | Second Assistant Director |
| Art | Michel Ferry | Assistant Property Master |
| Sound | Daniel Couteau | Foley Artist |
| Sound | Pierre Lenoir | Sound |
| Production | Gérald Molto | Administration |
| Sound | Vladimir Cosma | Original Music Composer |
| Sound | Guy Marchand | Music |
| Directing | Robin Katz | First Assistant Director |
| Crew | Sylvette Baudrot | Script |
| Production | Jean Pieuchot | Production Director |
| Production | Yvon Crenn | General Manager |
| Production | Gérard Molto | Administration |
| Camera | Dominique Gentil | First Assistant Camera |
| Camera | Muriel Edelstein | Second Assistant Camera |
| Art | Claude Suné | Decorator |
| Art | Marc Frédérix | Head Decorator |
| Art | Jacques Preisach | Props |
| Camera | Jean-Pierre Fizet | Set Photographer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Paul Le Marinel | Makeup Department Head |
| Costume & Make-Up | Catherine Crassac | Hair Department Head |
| Costume & Make-Up | Anne-Marie Dréan | Dresser |
| Production | Simone Escoffier | Production Secretary |
| Crew | Claude Le Gac | Editorial Staff |
| Crew | Dominique Segall | Editorial Staff |
| Editing | Aude Blanchard | Assistant Editor |
| Sound | Isabelle Lorente | Assistant Sound Editor |
| Sound | Gilbert Crozet | Sound Post Production Coordinator |
| Production | Alain Guyard | Location Manager |
| Crew | Jean Colin | Propmaker |
| Production | Michel Badinter | Trainee Production Coordinator |
| Crew | Isabelle Savini | Assistant Script |
| Art | André Loisif | Key Carpenter |
| Lighting | Pierre Abraham | Gaffer |
| Lighting | Gilles Lienard | Electrician |
| Lighting | Michel Gonckel | Electrician |
| Lighting | Guy Savidan | Electrician |
