De crew van een film die voor televisie is opgenomen, zet zijn eerste stappen op het ijs van een ijsbaan die als enige decor voor de opnames zal dienen. Ze realiseert zich al snel de bij uitstek glibberige aard van de grond waarop ze zich bevindt...
Nee, helaas is La Patinoire nog niet beschikbaar op Netflix in Nederland.
| Directing | Jean-Philippe Toussaint | Director |
| Camera | Jean-François Robin | Director of Photography |
| Writing | Jean-Philippe Toussaint | Writer |
| Camera | Dries Leerschool | Key Grip |
| Camera | Benoît Theunissen | Key Grip |
| Production | Domenico Procacci | Co-Producer |
| Production | Anne-Dominique Toussaint | Producer |
| Art | Javier Po | Production Design |
| Camera | Hervé Kern | Second Assistant Camera |
| Camera | Kareem La Vaullée | Steadicam Operator |
| Camera | Pierric Gantelmi d'Ille | First Assistant Camera |
| Camera | Eric Nové | Key Grip |
| Sound | Xavier Griette | Sound |
| Lighting | Jean-Pierre Baronsky | Gaffer |
| Production | Pascal Judelewicz | Producer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Claire Gerard-Hirne | Wardrobe Supervisor |
| Directing | Véronique Labrid | First Assistant Director |
| Directing | Véronique Heuchenne | Script Supervisor |
| Sound | Bernard Borel | Boom Operator |
| Costume & Make-Up | Vanessa Fougeyrollas | Wardrobe Assistant |
| Art | Delphine Castellarin | Art Department Coordinator |
| Art | Claude Panier | Painter |
| Sound | Olivier Le Vacon | Boom Operator |
| Camera | David Verlant | Still Photographer |
| Production | Eddy De Wilde | Co-Producer |
| Sound | Philippe Baudhuin | Sound |
| Art | Manou Lemaire | Property Master |
| Production | Ilya Claisse | Production Manager |
| Production | Maurizio Totti | Co-Producer |
| Sound | Yves Renard | Sound Effects Editor |
| Art | Alain Anbes | Head Carpenter |
| Crew | Francis Beets | Carpenter |
| Art | Alexandre Bancel | Property Master |
| Crew | Eric David | Carpenter |
| Art | Marie-Laure Hardouin | Art Department Assistant |
| Visual Effects | Manou Lemaire | Modeling |
| Costume & Make-Up | Eva Coen | Wardrobe Supervisor |
| Production | Stéphane Zito | Casting |
| Art | Roberto Caruso | Art Department Manager |
| Art | Valérie Jacquemin | Painter |
| Costume & Make-Up | Kaatje Van Damme | Key Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Laurence Rossignol | Wardrobe Assistant |
| Directing | François Chaillou | Second Assistant Director |
| Costume & Make-Up | Stella Bertiglia | Hair Supervisor |
| Editing | Ludo Troch | Editor |
| Crew | Fabrice Bovi | Carpenter |
| Art | Laurence Demoulin | Painter |
| Sound | Nicolas Judelewicz | Original Music Composer |
