De crew van een film die voor televisie is opgenomen, zet zijn eerste stappen op het ijs van een ijsbaan die als enige decor voor de opnames zal dienen. Ze realiseert zich al snel de bij uitstek glibberige aard van de grond waarop ze zich bevindt...
Nee, helaas is La Patinoire nog niet beschikbaar op Netflix in Nederland.
| Directing | Jean-Philippe Toussaint | Director |
| Writing | Jean-Philippe Toussaint | Writer |
| Camera | Jean-François Robin | Director of Photography |
| Camera | David Verlant | Still Photographer |
| Art | Javier Po | Production Design |
| Directing | Véronique Heuchenne | Script Supervisor |
| Production | Ilya Claisse | Production Manager |
| Camera | Pierric Gantelmi d'Ille | First Assistant Camera |
| Lighting | Jean-Pierre Baronsky | Gaffer |
| Camera | Hervé Kern | Second Assistant Camera |
| Camera | Kareem La Vaullée | Steadicam Operator |
| Camera | Dries Leerschool | Key Grip |
| Camera | Eric Nové | Key Grip |
| Camera | Benoît Theunissen | Key Grip |
| Sound | Olivier Le Vacon | Boom Operator |
| Sound | Yves Renard | Sound Effects Editor |
| Sound | Xavier Griette | Sound |
| Sound | Bernard Borel | Boom Operator |
| Sound | Philippe Baudhuin | Sound |
| Production | Domenico Procacci | Co-Producer |
| Production | Eddy De Wilde | Co-Producer |
| Production | Maurizio Totti | Co-Producer |
| Production | Anne-Dominique Toussaint | Producer |
| Production | Pascal Judelewicz | Producer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Claire Gerard-Hirne | Wardrobe Supervisor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Eva Coen | Wardrobe Supervisor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Vanessa Fougeyrollas | Wardrobe Assistant |
| Costume & Make-Up | Laurence Rossignol | Wardrobe Assistant |
| Editing | Ludo Troch | Editor |
| Directing | Véronique Labrid | First Assistant Director |
| Directing | François Chaillou | Second Assistant Director |
| Production | Stéphane Zito | Casting |
| Costume & Make-Up | Stella Bertiglia | Hair Supervisor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Kaatje Van Damme | Key Makeup Artist |
| Art | Alain Anbes | Head Carpenter |
| Art | Alexandre Bancel | Property Master |
| Crew | Francis Beets | Carpenter |
| Crew | Fabrice Bovi | Carpenter |
| Art | Roberto Caruso | Art Department Manager |
| Art | Delphine Castellarin | Art Department Coordinator |
| Crew | Eric David | Carpenter |
| Art | Laurence Demoulin | Painter |
| Art | Marie-Laure Hardouin | Art Department Assistant |
| Art | Valérie Jacquemin | Painter |
| Art | Manou Lemaire | Property Master |
| Art | Claude Panier | Painter |
| Visual Effects | Manou Lemaire | Modeling |
| Sound | Nicolas Judelewicz | Original Music Composer |
