De crew van een film die voor televisie is opgenomen, zet zijn eerste stappen op het ijs van een ijsbaan die als enige decor voor de opnames zal dienen. Ze realiseert zich al snel de bij uitstek glibberige aard van de grond waarop ze zich bevindt...
Nee, helaas is La Patinoire nog niet beschikbaar op Netflix in Nederland.
| Directing | Jean-Philippe Toussaint | Director |
| Camera | Jean-François Robin | Director of Photography |
| Writing | Jean-Philippe Toussaint | Writer |
| Lighting | Jean-Pierre Baronsky | Gaffer |
| Production | Eddy De Wilde | Co-Producer |
| Camera | Hervé Kern | Second Assistant Camera |
| Camera | Kareem La Vaullée | Steadicam Operator |
| Sound | Philippe Baudhuin | Sound |
| Camera | David Verlant | Still Photographer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Claire Gerard-Hirne | Wardrobe Supervisor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Eva Coen | Wardrobe Supervisor |
| Production | Pascal Judelewicz | Producer |
| Directing | Véronique Labrid | First Assistant Director |
| Production | Ilya Claisse | Production Manager |
| Crew | Eric David | Carpenter |
| Art | Javier Po | Production Design |
| Camera | Benoît Theunissen | Key Grip |
| Art | Alexandre Bancel | Property Master |
| Art | Marie-Laure Hardouin | Art Department Assistant |
| Production | Maurizio Totti | Co-Producer |
| Editing | Ludo Troch | Editor |
| Crew | Fabrice Bovi | Carpenter |
| Camera | Eric Nové | Key Grip |
| Sound | Xavier Griette | Sound |
| Art | Delphine Castellarin | Art Department Coordinator |
| Art | Claude Panier | Painter |
| Production | Domenico Procacci | Co-Producer |
| Sound | Bernard Borel | Boom Operator |
| Sound | Yves Renard | Sound Effects Editor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Vanessa Fougeyrollas | Wardrobe Assistant |
| Sound | Olivier Le Vacon | Boom Operator |
| Camera | Dries Leerschool | Key Grip |
| Crew | Francis Beets | Carpenter |
| Camera | Pierric Gantelmi d'Ille | First Assistant Camera |
| Costume & Make-Up | Laurence Rossignol | Wardrobe Assistant |
| Directing | Véronique Heuchenne | Script Supervisor |
| Production | Anne-Dominique Toussaint | Producer |
| Directing | François Chaillou | Second Assistant Director |
| Costume & Make-Up | Stella Bertiglia | Hair Supervisor |
| Visual Effects | Manou Lemaire | Modeling |
| Production | Stéphane Zito | Casting |
| Art | Manou Lemaire | Property Master |
| Art | Roberto Caruso | Art Department Manager |
| Art | Valérie Jacquemin | Painter |
| Art | Laurence Demoulin | Painter |
| Costume & Make-Up | Kaatje Van Damme | Key Makeup Artist |
| Art | Alain Anbes | Head Carpenter |
| Sound | Nicolas Judelewicz | Original Music Composer |
