Psychotherapeut Linda heeft het niet makkelijk: ze kijkt machteloos toe terwijl haar dochter lijdt aan een mysterieuze ziekte; haar man zit maandenlang op zee en kan weinig voor het gezin betekenen; en dan is er ook nog het grote, gapende gat in het plafond van haar master bedroom, wat haar huis compleet onbewoonbaar maakt. En dus ontrafelt Linda—langzaam, pijnlijk en met grote gevolgen.
Nee, helaas is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You nog niet beschikbaar op Netflix in Nederland.
| Production | Tatiana Bears | Co-Producer |
| Production | Bruno Vernaschi-Berman | Co-Producer |
| Crew | Nitasha Bhambree | Stunt Coordinator |
| Production | Ryan Zacarias | Producer |
| Production | Josh Safdie | Producer |
| Directing | Mary Bronstein | Director |
| Production | Sara Murphy | Producer |
| Writing | Mary Bronstein | Screenplay |
| Camera | Christopher Messina | Director of Photography |
| Editing | Lucian Johnston | Editor |
| Production | Eli Bush | Producer |
| Production | Richie Doyle | Producer |
| Production | Conor Hannon | Producer |
| Production | Lauren Ebner | Associate Producer |
| Production | Ronald Bronstein | Producer |
| Art | Carmen Navis | Production Design |
| Costume & Make-Up | Elizabeth Warn | Costume Design |
| Sound | Filipe Messeder | Supervising Sound Editor |
| Sound | Filipe Messeder | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Sound | Filipe Messeder | Sound Designer |
| Production | Geraldine Barón | Casting |
| Production | Salome Oggenfuss | Casting |
| Art | Kyra Boselli | Art Direction |
| Art | Kaili Corcoran | Set Decoration |
| Lighting | Matthew Atwood | Gaffer |
| Production | Mary Bronstein | Executive Producer |
| Production | Rose Byrne | Executive Producer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Sarit Klein | Makeup Department Head |
| Costume & Make-Up | Pamela May | Hair Department Head |
| Sound | Ruy García | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Production | Rita Walsh | Co-Producer |
| Visual Effects | Anders Nyman | Visual Effects Supervisor |
| Sound | Nick Caramela | Sound Effects Editor |
| Crew | Chris Barnes | Marine Coordinator |
| Sound | Laura Heinzinger | Foley Editor |
| Sound | Ben Kruse | Foley Editor |
| Sound | Tommy Stang | Foley Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Michelle Waldron | Key Makeup Artist |
| Production | Eduardo Sobrino | Unit Production Manager |
| Directing | Kate Branom | First Assistant Director |
| Directing | Carly Krim | Second Assistant Director |
| Production | John Paul Lopez-Ali | Co-Producer |
| Production | Margaux Beck | Associate Producer |
| Production | J. Izon | Associate Producer |
| Crew | Dejay Roestenberg | Stunt Double |
| Crew | Mohammed J. Ali | Stunt Double |
| Crew | Declan Mulvey | Stunt Driver |
| Crew | Caroline Vexler | Stunt Driver |
| Crew | Scott Burik | Utility Stunts |
| Crew | Aaron Vexler | Utility Stunts |
| Crew | Anthony Mecca | Utility Stunts |
| Crew | Mariusz Kubicki | Utility Stunts |
| Camera | James Schlittenhart | First Assistant Camera |
| Camera | Alec Nickel | Second Assistant Camera |
| Crew | Lorenzo Zanini | Loader |
| Camera | Logan White | Still Photographer |
| Camera | Jesse Coyote Sanchez-Strauss | Steadicam Operator |
| Directing | Gordon Bell | Script Supervisor |
| Sound | Patrick Southern | Sound Mixer |
| Sound | Deanna Williams | Boom Operator |
| Art | Samantha Figueira | Art Department Coordinator |
| Art | Kalani Akuna | Graphic Designer |
| Production | Dennis Thomas | Art Department Production Assistant |
| Costume & Make-Up | John Nunn | On Set Dresser |
| Art | Molly E. Ramsay | Set Dresser |
| Art | David Dee | Set Dresser |
| Art | Erik Valentine | Set Dresser |
| Art | Holly Wilson | Set Dresser |
| Art | Bridget Rafferty | Property Master |
| Art | Janelle Jones | Assistant Property Master |
| Costume & Make-Up | Nina Bova | Assistant Costume Designer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Willa Piro | Costume Coordinator |
| Production | Ruby McCollister | Casting Assistant |
| Production | Emma Warren | Casting Assistant |
| Production | Elise Raven | Casting Assistant |
| Production | Meredith Jacobson Marciano | Background Casting Director |
| Costume & Make-Up | Vicky Donner | Wardrobe Supervisor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Caroline Horton | Set Costumer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Katie Cooke | Set Costumer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Chris Curich | Key Hair Stylist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Alan Scott | Prosthetic Designer |
| Visual Effects | Johann Kunz | Special Effects Supervisor |
| Crew | Jim Ranker | Special Effects Coordinator |
| Art | Pierre Rovira | Construction Coordinator |
| Camera | Chris Keenan | Key Grip |
| Production | Tatiana Bears | Line Producer |
| Production | Evan Cathcart | Production Coordinator |
| Production | Alethia St. Joan | Production Secretary |
| Production | Mary Beth Minthorn | Executive In Charge Of Production |
| Directing | Jasmin Osean Thomas | Second Second Assistant Director |
| Directing | Callum Stembridge | Second Second Assistant Director |
| Production | Julie Velez | Production Accountant |
| Production | Samantha Santos | Location Manager |
| Production | Katarina Dedicova | Assistant Location Manager |
| Editing | Camille Gilbert | Assistant Editor |
| Editing | Zulema Young-Toledo | Assistant Editor |
| Editing | Nat Jencks | Colorist |
| Production | Kim Matullo | Post Production Accountant |
| Sound | Kristin Catuogno | ADR Editor |
| Sound | Kristin Catuogno | Dialogue Editor |
| Sound | Abby Harrison | Assistant Sound Editor |
| Sound | Jared Seidman | ADR Mixer |
| Sound | Chris Navarro | ADR Mixer |
| Sound | Jeffrey Roy | ADR Mixer |
| Sound | Melissa Chapman | Music Supervisor |
| Sound | Annie Pearlman | Music Supervisor |
| Visual Effects | Jesse Morrow | Visual Effects Producer |
| Visual Effects | Brad Kalinoski | Visual Effects Supervisor |
| Art | Hassan Rahim | Main Title Designer |
| Crew | Amy Cohn | Unit Publicist |
| Crew | Natasha Lyonne | Thanks |
| Crew | Sebastian Pardo | Thanks |
| Crew | Amy Seimetz | Thanks |
